Friday, January 12, 2007

Ok, It's Fatty Friday again, and I'm feelin' frisky.

I've come to the end of the first week of another semester. Seven classes smoothly launched, and one more online course idling on the sidelines, waiting to get launched in a week or so. One of my new classes is a month long thing that goes two hours a day, Monday through Friday, from 5pm to 7pm (like the mini term I taught over the holidays). Until this thing is over, dad and I will be shifting our weekly Friday night, 6pm Chinese food binge and purge to Saturday night. Dad's cool with it. A temporary discombobulation.

By the time this one ends I'll be starting another three week class that will run from 2pm to 5pm ever day. We'll be back in business then, but until then, Saturday will work out fine.

So, it's that special day again. Lets lather up, shake it off, and get right to it.



Mmmmm. Something about the smell of hand lotion. Anyway, Here's a real hero of mine. Ya gotta love a guy, on one level or another, who knows how to show it off and be proud of it.

Of course, there's humorously plump, and then there's the friggin' Graf Zeppelin. Always amazed at the idea that people let themselves get so ridiculously big. I mean, I've been known
to strike fear into the hearts of Chinese food buffet owners all over the civilized world, but this chick has let herself go. WAY too much of a good thing, I guess. Then again, there's worse things.

You could always be this poor bastard. You get what you pay for.

7 comments:

Christina RN LMT said...

They should make that a mouthwash dispenser, instead of a soap dispenser!
That bargain vasectomy patient looks like he's pooping out his balls...what's up with that?!
I've heard of a doctor who gets his jollies by saying, "Oops, well, you only need one." when he's performing vasectomies...I call that sadistic.
Last but not least (hardly), that fattie Friday lady doesn't even look like she should be able to walk, and how did they find a shower big enough for her to fit in?
Have a great weekend, FHB!

none said...

I think, I would drip dry after seing that soap dispenser.

That vasectomy might sting a bit..you reckon?

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

Why is Blogger comments so damn slow?

The despenser? Looks gay to me!

The overall thing is a great idea. I may try that!

The chick in the shower, could only wash part of one side before having to get out and come back in the other direction. I don't think she can find her coochie to bathe it!

It hurts me to see the hammer deal - and the nurse holding his little weiner is hilarious! Almost a self-portrait!

FHB said...

A SELF-PORTRAIT?! Slander!

Canoes under my shoes said...

I'm just happy not to have Mr. Man playing with his gut to porn music whenever I open your page!

FHB said...

Yep, that got tedious real fast. Heard his hoochie coochie music every time I clicked on.

*Goddess* said...

No wonder my husband refuses to use liquid hand soap...