Wouldn't live there if you paid me, but wouldn't mind visiting.

You Belong in Brooklyn

Down to earth and hard working, you're a true New Yorker. NOT! And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots. Yuppie? Eat my fuckin' ass, yankee. Never leavin' Texas again. TEXAS FOREVER!

Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?

Aw go on, click on it. It's harmless.

And here's a little somethin' for a sick buddy. Enjoy man.



And why not, here's another.