Ok, briefly, a few things I learned in Driver Safety class.

The class was held in an office in a strip mall up the street from where I live. The 29 of us taking the class were sitting in chairs and at tables that had apparently been used for a good while, and had LOTS of graffiti carved and written all over it. So, upon sitting down and scoping out my surroundings, I learned that "Zack likes penis", and apparently "is a whore". Also, "Courtney is a loser", poor girl. "SHS (Shoemaker High School) is #1, the crunkest school".

Ok, someone translate.

On the desk I used, in the center of a big heart, was carved the words "Crank that Lion King". Uh, I just don't get it. Are they sayin' they like the soundtrack?

The winner was written on the back of my own chair by magic marker. This guy's a poet. "Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high".

Aaah, these kids today. More later. Cheers.