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Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Workin' hard.
Playin' hard.
Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
My world, in pictures.
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- Hilarious!
- I wonder if this mother fucker cares how many live...
- Q&A time, and another Friday trip to Dynasty.
- Wouldn't live there if you paid me, but wouldn't m...
- Went to Dallas over the weekend and had a great time.
- Another little musical interlude.
- Do you already miss the Sopranos? Ooooh!
- " It seems to me that I could live my life, a lot...
- ELO, Part Two - The early rockin' years, on The Mi...
- I think I make this look good.
- Started raining last night in the middle of the ni...
- How I spent my Saturday.
- Plemmy and I were chatting last night...
- Grading their first exam, watchin' 'em sweat.
- Once again, my Wednesday trip to the Great Wall Cafe.
- This ones a tear jerker.
- Nice tats!
- Kevin, over at the Brown Valley, inspired me with ...
- Spent Friday night doin' the usual, and then watch...
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Some sites I like to visit...
- Albion Swords.
- Astronomy Picture of the Day.
- Best Cigar Prices.
- Black Heart Long Arms.
- Buffalo National River.
- Christopher Hitchens.
- Crazy Crow Trading Post.
- Drudge Report.
- Famous Smoke Shop.
- Internet Movie Database.
- Low Cost Cigars.
- Military Kit - British gear.
- Russian Military and Outdoor.
- Sturmgewehr.
- Tantal.
- Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
- Victor Davis Hanson.
And some cool folks I like to read.
- Acute Politics.
- Anthroblogogy.
- Authorblog.
- Blonde Intuition.
- Brown Valley Kingdom.
- Bruno's Blusterings.
- Charming, Just Charming.
- Conservative UAW Guy.
- Contrary Goddess.
- Cookie.
- Dallas Diorama.
- Deer Camp.
- Drunken Wisdom
- Dudley's Diary.
- Erica's Blog
- Fatale Abstraction.
- Gotts Get Drunk First
- Grouchy Old Cripple
- Holly's Hystrionics.
- If The Creek Don't Rise.
- Just Julie.
- Law Dog Files.
- Lightning Bug's Butt
- Manic Cafe
- Marquisdejolie On Video.
- Mushy's Cookings.
- Mushy's Moochings.
- Myron's Random Thoughts.
- Neanderpundit.
- Of Arms And The Law.
- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
- What?
- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
13 comments:
That IS a good one!
Women don't name their hoo-hahs, at least no women I know do.
Or their breasts, for that matter.
I wonder why?
Maturity? Not to worry. We've come up with all sorts of names for them.
No shit!
Try explaining some of them to your teenage daughters.
That's fun...NOT!
Mine's named Randy Johnson.
Great name! Much better than mine!
I was hoping for Willie Johnson!
I dunno man. El Presidente, does have weight and heft to it. Not bad qualities.
MANY MOOSE MAKER
No way? Well, it has a ring to it.
Guess mine could be, "Broken-Arrow"---since I'm already shot to hell, and barely holdin' on!
Shit, I use my zipper-handle for a prop!
When ya' get old, you suddenly understand WHY zippers are copper-plated---it cuts down on the corrosion....!
Mine is "Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness". Is it just me or should I be a little worried about that?
Bruno - Think of it this way. After many years of heavy use and abuse, a first class tool deserves a regular oiling and a rest in a dry place. And isn't broken arrow the code for a lost nuke? Or was that just in a movie?
Chuck - Yea man, sounds like a propensity for anal. To each his own.
I'm sorry, but I HAD to do it...
Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German!
Christina - Hahahahaha! That's perfect. I'm jealous.
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