Oooow, that's gonna leave a mark.

A truck was traveling down the highway at around 1 o'clock in the morning near Tulsa, Oklahoma. A motorcyclist was traveling at about 120mph and ran into the back of the moving semi-truck. The truck driver said he felt the impact, but it took almost a 1/4 mile for him to pull over.

When he went back to check the truck, this is what he found...





That's what I'd call a "Holy Shit" moment. And I don't want to know how much skin that dude lost on those feet before the truck driver could fully stop. Not pretty.



Not very dignified ether. I imagine lots of folks in minivans, their kids squealin', goin' by and doin' a double take. Maybe a few folks laughed at the ridiculousness of it, and maybe a few more tried to signal the truck driver. I bet they all got out from behind that thing though, just in case Homer here got dislodged.



The bike was a bit damaged... just a bit.



But guess what? He lived, supposedly. VERY tempted to say something cynical about the gene pool that produced him, or the Darwin awards, bit I guess you know what I'm thinkin'. You decide to drive one of those friggin' things like a fool, and maybe the rest of us will get to pay all your doctor bills forever, since you're too young and stupid to have any decent insurance. Keep these pictures in mind when we get back to talkin' about some of the things that are wrong with the country. Trust me, it applies.