God bless him. He's probably been kicked around all his life... but damn, dude, just get yourself a pistol.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ninja Nerd.
Posted by FHB at 8:00 PM
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Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
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Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
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7 comments:
I dunno he's got some pretty good moves for a pencil neck.
He's kinda got the Barney Fife thing down pat.
yep, barney fife, he can have a gun and someday he will get bullets
Gotta keep the bullet in the top pocket, though.
I think this is the main reason I never had any kids. With my luck I'd wind up with something like this and have to kick his ass...
*giggles uncontrolably*
I can't believe I WATCHED the whole thang!
I likened it a little bit to the "Raiders of the Lost Ark", the dude doing all the fancy-dancy swinging of the sword..and then getting shot.
I thought maybe a squirel or a bunny or a blue jay might pop in the scene and scare the bejusus outta him.
FHB, you need to take this kiddo under your wing and edumacate him.
;-)
J.W.
I don't know WHY I watched the whole thing, but---I think he's just got a bad case of the pin-worms is all, what with that leapin' and rollin' around on the ground and all???
I was really hopin' to see him bust his ass between those two trees...!!!
Gotdam, that was funny. Kinda a mixture of ballet...and something else
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