Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
4 comments:
Holy Crap, he could not win....
One might safely assume that this is NOT an enlistment "film"---but then again, with the French---who knows???
I thought he had it beat once, with the ol' "helmet on a stick" routine!
Homer "D-OH" Simpson couldn't have done it better!
Or, maybe I should say, worse...!
I'd say there are a lot of French soldiers in heaven...all shot in the back!
Great little clip.
Well, Mushy..not all of them in the back...some of the ones who survived the disorderly retreats were decimated..by firing squads
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