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Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Workin' hard.
Playin' hard.
Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
My world, in pictures.
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- Went up to Dallas Tuesday night and attended a gre...
- Cooked dinner Thursday night.
- R.I.P.
- Found an old friend, and lost him.
- The weekend.
- Made a short trip to College Station yesterday.
- Sunday dinner at Mom's house.
- It's nice to be high up on the food chain.
- Hilarious!
- The last video from that Air France flight has bee...
- Gan, '09 trip report.
- Well, I'm baaaack!
- AN OLD FARMERS ADVICE.
- I can watch this stuff all day.
- What the...?
- The Bullitt car chase.
- Oooooo, I think I wants me one o them!
- Monday afternoon, and I'm back in Saba.
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Some sites I like to visit...
- Albion Swords.
- Astronomy Picture of the Day.
- Best Cigar Prices.
- Black Heart Long Arms.
- Buffalo National River.
- Christopher Hitchens.
- Crazy Crow Trading Post.
- Drudge Report.
- Famous Smoke Shop.
- Internet Movie Database.
- Low Cost Cigars.
- Military Kit - British gear.
- Russian Military and Outdoor.
- Sturmgewehr.
- Tantal.
- Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
- Victor Davis Hanson.
And some cool folks I like to read.
- Acute Politics.
- Anthroblogogy.
- Authorblog.
- Blonde Intuition.
- Brown Valley Kingdom.
- Bruno's Blusterings.
- Charming, Just Charming.
- Conservative UAW Guy.
- Contrary Goddess.
- Cookie.
- Dallas Diorama.
- Deer Camp.
- Drunken Wisdom
- Dudley's Diary.
- Erica's Blog
- Fatale Abstraction.
- Gotts Get Drunk First
- Grouchy Old Cripple
- Holly's Hystrionics.
- If The Creek Don't Rise.
- Just Julie.
- Law Dog Files.
- Lightning Bug's Butt
- Manic Cafe
- Marquisdejolie On Video.
- Mushy's Cookings.
- Mushy's Moochings.
- Myron's Random Thoughts.
- Neanderpundit.
- Of Arms And The Law.
- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
- What?
- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
3 comments:
Poor fella needs to see a urologist---like this time YESTERDAY!!!
Or, maybe just a spoonful of saltpeter...???
Oh, Geez, that was seriously funny.
Bruno - Back when I was teaching on Navy ships I had a girl ask me about the story she'd heard... about the Navy puttin' saltpeter in the water on ships to keep guys from gettin' horny. I told her if they did, it didn't work.
Sully - Hilarious. Makes me think I should check out SNL again.
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