Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
7 comments:
Only you. Honestly. Ew!
I just KNEW somethin' was gonna happen, once they started pokin' it with a stick!
Makes me wonder what they'd do if they found an old land-mine layin' around....???!
Is that the ultimate pepsi challenge or what?
Crazy ass japs. What the hell was that thing. Did I see a bunch of them run up that hill or what.
That sure was a big A-hole! Or was it something else?
I can see where one of them could come in handy on long trips. ;-)
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Nancy Pelosi went to Japan? I must have missed that news story.
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