Great show. I love tv but have been stuck on the home improvement channel for a couple of years. I had no idea about any of this. "The secret is, to shoot first and ask questions later." Bang - Bang - Bang "Why is that old-timer?" I'm still laughing.
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
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If I closed my eyes real tight no one was ever able to find me?
It was just a blank screen the first time I looked. And really, I thought a very good joke.
Great show. I love tv but have been stuck on the home improvement channel for a couple of years. I had no idea about any of this.
"The secret is, to shoot first and ask questions later."
Bang - Bang - Bang
"Why is that old-timer?"
I'm still laughing.
Glad you enjoyed it. I love those home improvement shows too. My favs are the motorcycle guys. American Chopper, and all that.
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