Hangmen, hangmen, hold it a little while, I Think I see my Bathe legions coming, sneaking a many mile. Friends, you get some Dinars? Did you get some Traveller's cheques? What did you bring me, my dear friends? Keep me from the Gallows Deck. What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Deck?
I couldn't get no Dinars, I couldn't get no Traveller's cheques, You know that we're too damn hated to keep you from the Gallows Deck. Hangmen, hangmen, hold it a little while, I think I see my virgins coming, riding many a mile. Brother, you get me some Dinars? Did you get a few Traveller's cheques? What did you bring me, my brother, to keep me from the Gallows Deck?
Brother, I brought you some Dinars, yeah. I brought a few Traveller's cheques, I brought some Lamb kebobs To keep you from this Gallows Job. Yes, I brought you to keep you from the Gallows Job.
Hangmen, hangmen, turn your head I pee a while, I think I see my virgin sister coming, riding many mile, mile, mile. Sister, I implore you, take them to the bend, Take them to some shady bower, save me from the wrath of these men, Please take them, save me from the wrath of these men, men.
Hangmen, hangmen, upon your face a smile, Tell me that I'm free to ride, Ride for many mile, mile, mile.
Oh yes, you got a fine sister, She warmed my blood from cold, She warmed my blood to boiling hot to keep you from the Gallows Pole, Your brother brought me Dinars, Your sister warmed my soul, But now I laugh and pull so hard And see you swinging from the Gallows Pole
But now I laugh and pull so hard And see you swinging from the Gallows Pole Swingin' on the gallows pole!
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
3 comments:
That just seems way too humane of a way to kill him after all he's done.
Hangmen, hangmen, hold it a little while,
I Think I see my Bathe legions coming, sneaking a many mile.
Friends, you get some Dinars?
Did you get some Traveller's cheques?
What did you bring me, my dear friends? Keep me from the Gallows Deck.
What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Deck?
I couldn't get no Dinars, I couldn't get no Traveller's cheques,
You know that we're too damn hated to keep you from the Gallows Deck.
Hangmen, hangmen, hold it a little while,
I think I see my virgins coming, riding many a mile.
Brother, you get me some Dinars?
Did you get a few Traveller's cheques?
What did you bring me, my brother, to keep me from the Gallows Deck?
Brother, I brought you some Dinars, yeah.
I brought a few Traveller's cheques, I brought some Lamb kebobs
To keep you from this Gallows Job.
Yes, I brought you to keep you from the Gallows Job.
Hangmen, hangmen, turn your head I pee a while,
I think I see my virgin sister coming, riding many mile, mile, mile.
Sister, I implore you, take them to the bend,
Take them to some shady bower, save me from the wrath of these men,
Please take them, save me from the wrath of these men, men.
Hangmen, hangmen, upon your face a smile,
Tell me that I'm free to ride,
Ride for many mile, mile, mile.
Oh yes, you got a fine sister, She warmed my blood from cold,
She warmed my blood to boiling hot to keep you from the Gallows Pole,
Your brother brought me Dinars, Your sister warmed my soul,
But now I laugh and pull so hard And see you swinging from the Gallows Pole
But now I laugh and pull so hard And see you swinging from the Gallows Pole
Swingin' on the gallows pole!
Wow, yep, that's the shit. Fer sure. And it did look a bit too clean and quick, considering all he did, and all the trouble he's caused.
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