This is one of those times when I'd love to walk out in the street and cut loose with one of my toys. A little celebratory fusillade. Swing low you murderous bastard. Good riddance.
Ok, I'm fessin up. That's really an old shot of a Palestinian kid from about 5 years ago, but I thought the shot was too appropriate to pass it up. See, ya can't even trust the bloggosphere.
Paleostinian kid is now at least 18 and shootin' Israelis, unless he did the whole "Love Me and My Exploding Jockstrap" Rockets-to-Allah's-Whorehouse thing...
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
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Good riddance to be sure.
Nothing says "I'm so happy I could just shit" like a little firepower.
Happens in threes, man...
James Brown, Ford and now Sodamn Insane...
At least the Nazis (Except Goering, who pussied out too) Stood up and took it like men, not like the whimpering, begging little troll of a man he was.
That little dude won't be able to hear shit for a week! He's probably an insurgent by night too!
P.S. Wonder how long it will take for the hanging video to make uTube to the tune of "Gallows Pole"?
Absolutely. I'm sure someones workin' on it, if it hasn't already been done.
Told ya - found one over at http://www.inthebullpen.com/ but they didn't use Zep!
I just went and saw that video. Did you notice that they had uploaded it from YouTube? No one beats them, I guess. Hadn't heard that tune in ages.
Just looking closely at this picture. That's a REALLY old AK. Like from the early 50s.
That kid's gonna be an early candidate for an ear-horn.
Ok, I'm fessin up. That's really an old shot of a Palestinian kid from about 5 years ago, but I thought the shot was too appropriate to pass it up. See, ya can't even trust the bloggosphere.
Paleostinian kid is now at least 18 and shootin' Israelis, unless he did the whole "Love Me and My Exploding Jockstrap" Rockets-to-Allah's-Whorehouse thing...
You're so cynical. Maybe he grew up to join that huge, important pacifist movement thats sweeping the Arab world...
And then pigs flew.
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