~Fathairybastard~: No doubt, the most tasteless joke in history...

Or at least the worst one I've heard lately.

Wait for it...

What do Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine and Billy Mays all expect to get for Christmas?

Drum roll...

Patrick Swayze!

Ok, I'm goin' to hell. But that's funny right thar. You laughed. Yea, you did, once the shock wore off.

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"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."

- George Washington.

"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

- George Orwell.

"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."

- Popular World War 1 song.

"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."

- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.

"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."

- Gynecologist's saying.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

- Some brilliant bastard.

"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."

- Peter DeVries.

~Fathairybastard~

Thursday, July 09, 2009

No doubt, the most tasteless joke in history...

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Workin' hard.

Playin' hard.

Who the hell...

Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...

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