Carter Bloodmobile comes by regular and I always get a call. They like my blood (and the fact that I actually show up the get stuck when I say I will). It's apparently excellent for babies and AIDs patients. There's some blood virus or something that a lot of folks get, but I've never had it. Plus, I'm O+, so they want a LOT of my stuff. They call me as soon as it's time for me to give again, and I try to show up.
They performed a new operation on me this time. Technically, it's called Apheresis. The folks in the van called it "a double". This is where they pull whole blood out of a donor, run it through a machine that separates the Plasma from the red blood cells, and then they run the red blood cells back into you.
Apparently, it takes a long time for your body to regenerate those red blood cells, which is why you have to wait to give blood again. So shootin' 'em back into the donor saves lots of time, allows the blood to be used quicker, and allows that donor to donate more often. As you can see here, the red stuff is flowin'.
You can see the clear stuff here. The red tube goin' down the right side is just to allow them to get a few viles of whole blood, for testing purposes. They spliced it shut pretty quick, after drawing blood into several viles. But the other went on for about a half hour. The machine drew the band tight around my arm and pumped blood three times, and then returned the stuff they didn't need. Squeeze your hand when it's pumpin, and rest when it's returnin'. And don't move your arm, or all hell could break loose.
Here's the shot of the last return, when the red blood cells being pumped back into my arm.
In the end, I got a purdy blue bandage for my arm...
and another new t-shirt. As I got up to go, the dude told me to refrain from consuming tobacco for a half hour (shit, no cigar in the car on the way home), no booze for 24 hours (Hm, yea, we'll see), and leave the bandage on for a day or so. Thing is, he didn't say anything about BBQ!
I cooked two racks of pig ribs yesterday morning for the annual family reunion. They love them there, and I never have any left when it's time to come home. We got home after, empty handed, so the house still smelled like BBQ, but Denise and I had only had about three ribs between us. So as I sat in school this morning, putting up with obnoxious 3rd graders, I decided I'd toss another rack in the oven when I got home.
The shot above is what they looked like when I pulled them out after three hours or so and poured BBQ sauce on 'em.
I spread it around with a fork, and then put 'em back in for another hour or so.
Now, all I gotta do is toss the ribs back in, and the left-over fries to warm up, and wait for the little wowman to get home. Y'all try to find somethin' good to eat. Cheers.
Monday, March 07, 2011
Gave blood today out by the Wal Mart.
Posted by FHB at 5:10 PM
4 comments:
Yeah, bleed-'im like a stuck-hawg, for FREE! What the hell, they don't even give you O.J., or cookies, anymore? And, THEY call YOU? Did I read that right? So much for giving to soothe your own conscience!
Damn, man---pump-it back in, so's they can suck it back out sooner. I still think they should allow "Blood-Credits", for donors who end-up needing their own "juice"-back someday. But, NO, it's just like organ-donation:Put it in the "system", and bid it out. Bastards.
I wouldn't give in MY-area, even IF I could---9 times out 10, the average-"technician" looks to be about 400-lbs.,has more facial-hair than an ape, an' has a bad-case of sinustitis.
And I won't EVEN START to describe the MALE-ones....!!!☺
Aaaahahahahaha! Yep, they call me, about once every other month. They offer juice and cookies, but I usually decline. I had a little thing of Oreos today.
I do it for the t-shirt, and for all the little kiddies. My buddy Jim's wife Terry works with premature kids in Ft. Worth. Seeing them and hearing the stories tears your heart out.
As far as the water buffalo's, yea, I hear ya brutha. Not today though.
I'm sure the day will come when I need a few gallons run through me. I'll probably end up with a quad bypass, from the greasy assed BBQ ribs.
The pictures made me so hungry (the ribs, not the blood) that I made cerrano chili cheese dip and shoveled it down with tortillas. Now I'm full, but not satisfied. Cheese just seems pathetic compared to what you cooked. I'm not vegetarian, I just hate cleaning a cook stove, so I only use the microwave and my stove sits in the kitchen still wrapped in plastic packaging. Useless except to occasionally set something on, but showroom clean.
They turned out to be a little greasy. Not as good a cut as the ones I took to the reunion. I'll have to be more careful when I pick my ribs next time.
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