Thursday, November 30, 2006

Holy crap!

Check out these crazy bastards. It looks like they're wearin' cheap rubber flip flops. See, this is what happens in a culture when you can't get a date (all the women are segregated away) nobody needs to get a job (everyone is rich from oil money and they have foreign workers to do everything) gas is cheap as hell (subsidized, to keep the masses happy and docile), and there's NOTHING to do but screw around in a fancy foreign car... Or maybe go to Iraq and join the Jihad. Somethin' to do.

And this may well be the stupidest mother fucker in history. Runner up anyway.

11 comments:

NotClauswitz said...

That guy is hilariously stupid, dense, dumb, stupid, idiotic, retarded, obstinate, clueless, stupid, and dumb.

Anonymous said...

The idiot in the second vid should have just drank till he passed out and been done with it. As is, all he got was hauled off to jail.

Anonymous said...

Watch out for the pothole Sahib!

Anonymous said...

Finally! Someone I feel comfortable introducing to my fat mean drunk lazy-assed sister. Wonder how I can get that burglar's address?

Anonymous said...

If only the moronic liquor-store dude had died...he'd have made a perfect Darwin Award candidate...that's assuming he hasn't fathered any children.

cookie monster said...

well i dont think we were looking at mastercriminal there, more like a master-bator! reminds me of a guy i saw on a show once who kept shoulder barging a door to get away from a bank hed just robbed, turns out the door was PULL and not PUSH!

James Burnett said...

Ha! That second video nearly made me spit out my coffee it was so funny. Damn what a scarily stupid person.

But that first video? I was hoping to see those morons fall.

FHB said...

You gotta give those dudes in the first video their props. they've got style. Love the way the one dude leans back while sliding. Got to be brand new, smooth pavement.

Myra Langerhas said...

That liquor store robbery might be the funniest farkin thing I have ever seen. You need to warn people. I have bourbon all over my keyboard.

Maven said...

I was waiting for one of those flip-flop-EFFers to end up with bloodied feet...

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

It's a wonder he didn't get a wine bottle up his ass! What a fool!