Women...governed by primitive pigs, who's only achievement in life is to be born with a penis in one hand and a Koran in the other! Bwahahaha - Islam is just so Fiskable, in its text and in its history. Christianity has the main disconnect of Jesus saying, "Thou shalt not kill" (or murder) while medieval armies continue to war among each other and abroad, but you won't even find "Thou shalt not kill" in the Koran.
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
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carpet chewing muppet with shit for brains! BWAHAHAHAH that is the best shit I have ever heard!
Women...governed by primitive pigs, who's only achievement in life is to be born with a penis in one hand and a Koran in the other! Bwahahaha - Islam is just so Fiskable, in its text and in its history. Christianity has the main disconnect of Jesus saying, "Thou shalt not kill" (or murder) while medieval armies continue to war among each other and abroad, but you won't even find "Thou shalt not kill" in the Koran.
Bingo, Bango, Bongo yells the drunken Pirate...
That will definately piss off the sheet heads.
Another issue with the 72 virgins is you know not a damn one of them will have Brazilian shave.
I sooooo just stole this.
Damn...can we carpet bomb the middle east with CDs of this dude!
Is he running for president or prime minister?
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