I'm glad I have no desire to mutilate my little friend. But that was a damn funny video. I've seen it before, but never all the way to the end. Very funny!
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
7 comments:
funny! and gross. I knew a guy who had it done and they didn't tell him he would piss in three directions from then on.
I love Jack Black - not the liquor either. George Dickel is my choice!
I'm glad I have no desire to mutilate my little friend. But that was a damn funny video. I've seen it before, but never all the way to the end. Very funny!
mushy - #8 or #12?
Greatness!
Too funny!
This Jack Black thing was on Saturday Night Live, I think. Great stuff. Love it.
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