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And it's a friggin' HUGE body at that. Well, I'll have take better care of it now. Maybe it'll appreciate in value.

And for Metal Monday, how's about a little Stinkfist, by the band Tool? If this don't wake you up and freak you out, nothin' will. Love these guys. Saw them in San Antonio at the Sunken Garden Theater back in about 2001 or 2. Amazing show. Maybe the best I ever saw, so far. Videos are always freaky. Oh, and you really will need to crank this. Enjoy.

Here's what the guy's singing:

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimulation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.

But it's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

Is that some freaky shit or what? Love it!