Ok, this is just brilliant. Explains a lot!

Want to clean this up, but it's way too early in the mornin' to fuck with that HTML. Excuse the shouting.

THE PLAN

IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE PLAN

AND THEN CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS

AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT FORM

AND THE PLAN WAS WITHOUT SUBSTANCE.

THEN DARKNESS WAS UPON THE WORKERS

AND THEY SPOKE AMONG THEMSELVES SAYING,

"IT IS A CROCK OF CRAP AND IT STINKETH."

THEN THE WORKERS WENT UNTO THEIR SUPERVISORS

AND SAID, "IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY

ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF."

THE SUPERVISORS WENT UNTO THEIR MANAGERS

SAYING, "IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS

VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE BY IT."

THE MANAGERS THEN WENT UNTO THEIR DIRECTORS

SAYING, "IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE

MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH."

THEN THE DIRECTORS SPOKE AMONGST THEMSELVES

SAYING ONE TO ANOTHER,

"IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH

AND IT IS VERY STRONG."

THE DIRECTORS THEN WENT UNTO THE VICE-PRESIDENTS

SAYING UNTO THEM,

"IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IT IS VERY POWERFUL."

THEN THE VICE-PRESIDENTS WENT UNTO THE PRESIDENT

SAYING UNTO HIM,

"THE NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND

VIGOR OF THE COMPANY WITH POWERFUL EFFECTS."

AND THE PRESIDENT LOOKED UPON THE PLAN AND SAW

THAT IT WAS GOOD AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY.

NOW THIS IS THE TRUE MANNER IN WHICH SHIT HAPPENS!