Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
9 comments:
There are very few things funnier than a dick joke.
Can you imagine how hilarious it would be to actually see that driving through your town? I'd like to think I'd probably shit myself....
I can just hear the questions from the back seat of a car driving through this town, "Mommy, what's that in the back of that truck?"
*gulp*!
LOL! I tried to think of a witty comment along the lines of "indecent exposure," but I failed. Miserably.
Oh well. :-)
which is worse that or the asshole?
A lot of hand-numbing cold, hard work went into this erection of a masterpiece.....!
omg -t hat is SO tacky I actually guffawed when I scrolled down. tee hee
now dats a bigggggg dick..!!!
Now that's more like it ... with pricey sports cars, the prick is always behind the steering wheel where it's harder to recognize them in traffic.
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