Saturday, January 20, 2007

God I love this cold weather. To celebrate the wonderful white stuff, lets have a caption contest.

Somethin' to do while we wait for the next ice storm.


So here's picture number one. Graceful bastard, ain't he?


And here's picture number two. Uh, note the heels.

See what you can come up with. And here's the prize for the winner. Everyone needs one of these. Enjoy.

6 comments:

Canoes under my shoes said...

#1 - The chili dog fairy visited us last night.

#2 - Behold the awesome beauty of nature.
#2 - Heels make everyone look better.

(no penis mask please)

*Goddess* said...

Is the prize supposed to be more frightening than the pic??

Ok caption for pic numero uno: "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and wise..." That is one hairy fairy.

BTW, is that dude wearing PANTY HOSE in that second pic?!

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

#1: The Winter Fairy finally ate enough to begin hibernation!

#2: Now what exactly does a snipe look like?

FHB said...

Yep, looks like panty hose, and some sort of spandex leotard. I'm guessing in at least one case that someone lost a bet, but ya never know. Ether that or the winter as a LONELY time out there in the snowy woods.

And I can see myself wearing that mask, but only to the right party. The folks in Terlingua would go ape shit over it. That mask and my "thin the herd" t-shirt would be just the right combo.

Becky said...

I'm not very good at these, but here's my shot:

#1: And to think it's the red headband that turns the women off...

#2: Why turquoise will never come back in fashion.

phlegmfatale said...

Here's my caption for the first one:

Does my tub look fat in this utut?