Here's a special new years day image for all you folks with new years resolutions to lose weight. Buck up. You could look like this fat bastard.
He's proud of that shit too. Look at him caress it, like he's thinkin' "Oh yea. I'm SO hot. The chicks are gonna really love this." Amazing.
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Ok, that's just too damn disturbing. I didn't watch it all the way through until after I posted it. Icky.
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Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Workin' hard.
Playin' hard.
Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
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- Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
- Victor Davis Hanson.
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- Authorblog.
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- Brown Valley Kingdom.
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- Conservative UAW Guy.
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- Myron's Random Thoughts.
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- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
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- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
12 comments:
On a positive note he kept his underwear on....
...that's because he couldn't find it!
I kept waiting for him to give birth or something.
Aw man. That 'bout ruined my breakfast. And I did not and will not watch it all the way through. Damn FHB, at least I puts girls trying to get out of their jeans on my blog LOL
Goddess and Mushy... yea, thank goodness for small blessings.
and Myron... very good point. Sorry for the early mornin' grosds out. Was prompted by sis, in that dinner last night. She kept sayin', "well, my diet will start tomorrow", and then shovelin' the bloomin' onion in like, well, like I was. Always funny.
I regret clicking it.......arghhhhhhhhhhh!
You didn't watch him licking his own titties? Wimp!
I did later, through two fingers of my hand, sheilding myself from the horror, but not till after I posted it. It kinda goes on and on. I guess I'm lucky he doesn't rip off the little red undies in the end. That might get me flagged.
That was one great big, fat ugly, titty licken motherfucker.
Blarrrrg! Thank god I've got a trash can next to my desk.
You guys are so fickle! Show a skinny chick with big tits sucking 'em and you're loving it. But show a big dude doing it and you're squicked out. There's just no pleasing you guys...
True. We're fickle I guess. Guilty. For a second, when I read this comment in my email in-box, I thought you were talkin' about the fat guys nut sack in the next post. We'd a had an argument then.
Interesting choice of videos! Hey, if the guy seems proud of it, what's the harm in that? I mean the harm to us, say, other than harm to our retinas?
I, on the other hand, suddenly have lost my appetite.
GOOD TIMES
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