Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
8 comments:
bwahahahaha!!!
Yeah, I just laughed my ass off.
That's just to fucking funny!
Damn!
That is funny.
I may have to steal it.
(Giving due credit, of course.)
I love the shit out of Saddam's kitten. Cheers!
Crap!
I stole it from contagion and forgot to give you props!
I owe you one, dude.
Sorry.
No problem. Hell, I got it from somewhere. Someone emailed it to me. It's a parasitical medeum, were in here.
A parasitical medium?
No wonder I'm so comfy in the blogosphere!!
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