Damn, somebody pop the valve that thing before it explodes! That may be the valve there over this eyebrow. Go ahead, give it a tug!
And I know about not judging different cultures and shit, but somebody explain this shit to me...
And I don't care what what you say, THIS guy's got a great follow through. Give him a cigar.
Have a great weekend folks. Stay dry/warm/from makin' too much of an ass of yourself, whichever pertains.
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Workin' hard.
Playin' hard.
Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
My world, in pictures.
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- Anybody ever hear of this guy?
- Ever heard this one before?
- Well this is bullshit.
- This is awesome.
- A buddy sent me something cool.
- Found something interesting.
- God I love this cold weather. To celebrate the won...
- Ok, It's that time again. Ya know what I mean.
- Ok, I did it again.
- Yipeeeeeeee!
- Yipeee, SNOW DAY!
- Whipped up some quick cold weather food.
- Ok, this is just wrong, but it's too funny.
- Ok, It's Fatty Friday again, and I'm feelin' frisky.
- Ever hear this one? What if the Confederates in th...
- Back from Dallas just in time to lay on the floor ...
- Pooped, relieved, but in a quandary.
- Ok, I understand that a sniper and his spotter are...
- Ok, when will this rediculous bullshit end?
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- Nope...
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Some sites I like to visit...
- Albion Swords.
- Astronomy Picture of the Day.
- Best Cigar Prices.
- Black Heart Long Arms.
- Buffalo National River.
- Christopher Hitchens.
- Crazy Crow Trading Post.
- Drudge Report.
- Famous Smoke Shop.
- Internet Movie Database.
- Low Cost Cigars.
- Military Kit - British gear.
- Russian Military and Outdoor.
- Sturmgewehr.
- Tantal.
- Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
- Victor Davis Hanson.
And some cool folks I like to read.
- Acute Politics.
- Anthroblogogy.
- Authorblog.
- Blonde Intuition.
- Brown Valley Kingdom.
- Bruno's Blusterings.
- Charming, Just Charming.
- Conservative UAW Guy.
- Contrary Goddess.
- Cookie.
- Dallas Diorama.
- Deer Camp.
- Drunken Wisdom
- Dudley's Diary.
- Erica's Blog
- Fatale Abstraction.
- Gotts Get Drunk First
- Grouchy Old Cripple
- Holly's Hystrionics.
- If The Creek Don't Rise.
- Just Julie.
- Law Dog Files.
- Lightning Bug's Butt
- Manic Cafe
- Marquisdejolie On Video.
- Mushy's Cookings.
- Mushy's Moochings.
- Myron's Random Thoughts.
- Neanderpundit.
- Of Arms And The Law.
- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
- What?
- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
8 comments:
That lady on the link must like the taste of pussy.
I want to know who had the lucky job of wrapping the band aroung that ceegar...
He's got two livers!
And I've always been fond of eating a little pussy, but isn't this going just a little too far?
And did you notice the women are asian? Is in me or do the Japanese have the sickest, vilest most disgusting porn on the net?
Happy Fatty Friday bud!
That guy definitely needs to go to the hospital, 'cause that ain't normal!!!!
Unless he's pregnant with triplets.
That guy looks so proud of his belly.
I kind of admire that sort of oblivious to the obvious confidence. ;)
Steve~
If the guy lost weight, he'd be a big period.
BTW, did you see the video of the gal with the great camel toe?
To hell with the rest of them...I watching that over and over 'til I'm done.
Done with what (he asks, knowing full well, hoping to God he's got a tarp pulled over his keyboard when he does that)?
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