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Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Workin' hard.
Playin' hard.
Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
My world, in pictures.
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- Happy Halloween!
- Another brief one.
- Ok, briefly, a few things I learned in Driver Safe...
- Best laid plans.
- Just realized I forgot to tell y'all about Fridays...
- Y'all hear about this?
- Had a great time in Ft. Worth.
- You guys remember that rant I posted last week...
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- "Old soldiers never die..."
- Here's a good rant for ya.
- Monday weekend wrap-up.
- Friday's here, so you know what's comin'.
- Sprechen zie Deutsch?
- Hit by a rocket propelled granade in Afghanistan.
- Oh no I'm not!
- Test your knowledge of things gross and unpleasant.
- Just uploaded a bunch of shots of Ft. Hood steel, ...
- Truer words were never spoken.
- Tagged and bagged.
- OK, everyone go over to Dudleys site and check out...
- Pooped, and the week is just startin'.
- Shorthand, 'cause I ain't got the time to be pretty.
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Some sites I like to visit...
- Albion Swords.
- Astronomy Picture of the Day.
- Best Cigar Prices.
- Black Heart Long Arms.
- Buffalo National River.
- Christopher Hitchens.
- Crazy Crow Trading Post.
- Drudge Report.
- Famous Smoke Shop.
- Internet Movie Database.
- Low Cost Cigars.
- Military Kit - British gear.
- Russian Military and Outdoor.
- Sturmgewehr.
- Tantal.
- Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
- Victor Davis Hanson.
And some cool folks I like to read.
- Acute Politics.
- Anthroblogogy.
- Authorblog.
- Blonde Intuition.
- Brown Valley Kingdom.
- Bruno's Blusterings.
- Charming, Just Charming.
- Conservative UAW Guy.
- Contrary Goddess.
- Cookie.
- Dallas Diorama.
- Deer Camp.
- Drunken Wisdom
- Dudley's Diary.
- Erica's Blog
- Fatale Abstraction.
- Gotts Get Drunk First
- Grouchy Old Cripple
- Holly's Hystrionics.
- If The Creek Don't Rise.
- Just Julie.
- Law Dog Files.
- Lightning Bug's Butt
- Manic Cafe
- Marquisdejolie On Video.
- Mushy's Cookings.
- Mushy's Moochings.
- Myron's Random Thoughts.
- Neanderpundit.
- Of Arms And The Law.
- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
- What?
- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
6 comments:
Thanks for the link FHB!
JDP aka Dudleys Diary
ha ha ha, idiots!
smiles, bee
G'day FHB,
I might not be the most regular visitor for the next three or four weeks because I have to hand over my novel on 31 October - but I'm always just one click away if you need me.
Will always be here for you and other blog friends.
Keep smiling
David
That has to be the most stupid thing I've ever seen...what were they thinking!
Is that from a Jackass movie?
JDP - Had to do it man. Too funny.
Bee - Isn't it? Kills me.
Dave - You go man. We're all so proud of you. All the best.
Mushy - Not sure, but it's hilarious. Don't know how they keep coming up with new stupidity, but I love it.
It looked like Johnny Knoxville was in it (red shirt), so I thought it was from a Jackass episode -- not that most of us needed to be told "don't fuck with a bull." :)
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