Monday, July 16, 2007

Holy Friggin'... you know.

Sittin' here at work, between exams, surfin LiveLeak for the first time in a while, and this is the first thing I click on.



And he picks the DOG? Look, I worked a lot of midnight shifts, and I was NEVER this bored. Lord above!

12 comments:

alphonsedamoose said...

FHB: is that legal in your state? LOL

Christina RN LMT said...

OMG, are you SURE that's for real?!
That can't be comfortable...he hurt his apparatus...LOL!
What a total loser.

FHB said...

Moose - Sex with an inanimate object? Sure, why not? Most marriages would end quick if it were banned.

Christina - Yep, his "apparatus" apparently got hung up in the chicken wire they make those things out of. Bet that beat the hell out of normal self abuse. Ya know, just... the mind boggles!

Yep, total looser, getting his 15 min. Amazing how he thinks nothing of it, like yea, he could have had sex with a dead person, and THAT would be weird, but a fake dog made out of chicken wire and glue and paper, no big deal. Wants to sue because he was set up. And he wasn't even drunk!

Cookie..... said...

Ya know...as a cop...many of us would utter those words..."Well now I've seen/heard it all"...only to be even more surprised somewhere down the road...well...today is one of those days.....Entrapement"...ROFLMAO....

phlegmfatale said...

michael moore in an alternate universe

*Goddess* said...

Thank God he didn't work at a petting zoo.

I gotta say that guy SOUNDS and LOOKS exactly like porn's Bill Margold.

Dick said...

Lmao!
What some idiots will do for the camera.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he was set up. Because we all know what happens when one is in a room full of pinata's. You just have to have sex with one of them. Pinata = Sex.

Right. I think someone needs to beat some sense into him using a pinata bat!

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

So sad...beat the guy had a lot of girlfriends...in his closet at home.

Unknown said...

Well, he got one thing right. I ain't never going to look at a pinata the same way again. What a nut case! Entrapment my hindquarters, he'd probably been putting the moves on the dog for weeks!!

Hilarious!!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Sheesh, that was hysterical! Keep surfing FHB, I can't wait to see what you'll next dredge up..

Lin said...

Aren't you supposed to hang those things from the ceiling to make it a fair chase? Very poor sportsmanship at the very least.