I could never get a tattoo, either. Not only the pain, but hte practical side of me considers how bad it's going to look when I'm older and have all the wrinkles.
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
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Eeeeew, yer not in prison or anything are ya?
I saw two people get small tattoos. Both adults. Both nearly passed out. No thanks. Although, the LUNCH tattoo is tempting.
Now that one has got to be you!
Naa, my belly's MUCH bigger and hairier than that.
I could never get a tattoo, either. Not only the pain, but hte practical side of me considers how bad it's going to look when I'm older and have all the wrinkles.
Would you PLEASE post something else! Everytime I check your post there's that nasty asshole looking at me! I can't hanle it much longer.
Have you ever seen the lawnmower tatoo? I'll send it to you if I can find it.
I pity the poor tattoo "artist" who had to spend time looking at that asshole....
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