Some signs you're getting older.

How many of these apply to you? Come on, fess up.

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke
any of them.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator, or at the
supermarket.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up"
and "break up."

YOU are the one calling the police because those damn
kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take a LOT of naps.

You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms and spermicide.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer described as "pretty
good shit."

You actually eat breakfast food for breakfast.