Position: Surveyor.
Salary: $200 per hour (tax-free).
Qualification: Must be fast on your feet.
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Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Workin' hard.
Playin' hard.
Who the hell...
- FHB
- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
My world, in pictures.
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- One last word on the tubing trip.
- This is like one extreem and the other.
- The weekend, and some new gear.
- No doubt, the best ever.
- The look on this critters face tells the story.
- INTERESTING DATA ON TAXES
- Happy friggin' Friday everyone!
- Ol' Ed.
- "Have Your Yellowcake and Eat It Too"
- Aussie cat picks up a hitchhiker.
- Funny thing happened late the other night...
- Dig this. That's one big snake.
- Busy day.
- Makes perfect sense to me.
- Just heard about a job opening.
- Just got a few pictures from one of the shooters a...
- Something weirdly hypnotic about this.
- NAIR & the Veterinarian (this is hilarious).
- Back, by popular demand....
- Another cool quiz.
- How are you guys at dream interpretation?
- Pictures from that concert.
- Someone sent me a little video, got me on a Joe Wa...
- The weekend was fun.
- A sweet story.
- Friday.
- One of my best friends suffered a horrible loss ye...
- Well, here's some more inspirational stuff.
- I don't usually pass this sort of inspirational st...
- Shooting on Saturday.
- We had a great time over the 4th.
- Happy Fourth Folks!
- After the blogfest...
- OK, pictures from the blogfest in Kerville...
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Some sites I like to visit...
- Albion Swords.
- Astronomy Picture of the Day.
- Best Cigar Prices.
- Black Heart Long Arms.
- Buffalo National River.
- Christopher Hitchens.
- Crazy Crow Trading Post.
- Drudge Report.
- Famous Smoke Shop.
- Internet Movie Database.
- Low Cost Cigars.
- Military Kit - British gear.
- Russian Military and Outdoor.
- Sturmgewehr.
- Tantal.
- Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
- Victor Davis Hanson.
And some cool folks I like to read.
- Acute Politics.
- Anthroblogogy.
- Authorblog.
- Blonde Intuition.
- Brown Valley Kingdom.
- Bruno's Blusterings.
- Charming, Just Charming.
- Conservative UAW Guy.
- Contrary Goddess.
- Cookie.
- Dallas Diorama.
- Deer Camp.
- Drunken Wisdom
- Dudley's Diary.
- Erica's Blog
- Fatale Abstraction.
- Gotts Get Drunk First
- Grouchy Old Cripple
- Holly's Hystrionics.
- If The Creek Don't Rise.
- Just Julie.
- Law Dog Files.
- Lightning Bug's Butt
- Manic Cafe
- Marquisdejolie On Video.
- Mushy's Cookings.
- Mushy's Moochings.
- Myron's Random Thoughts.
- Neanderpundit.
- Of Arms And The Law.
- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
- What?
- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
5 comments:
this is too funny, not looking for a job.......
If the bears don't get you, the cold will!
If the guy was smart he'd have drilled a hole in the ice, that way he could be on one side of the hole and the bear on the other...
Then his buddy could run up and kick the bear in the icehole...
Once the guy got in the truck, the ahole with the camera got ate.
Man, you should caption the one where the dude is lookin' over the top of the truck, and the bear is lookin' over the top of the truck back at him "Peekaboo, I see you"...
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