More wisdom, and an inspiring pic.

"Marriage (whether registered or not) begins, not with setting up house, counting wedding presents, blowing kisses, looking at wedding groups, but with two bodies confronting one another like two wrestlers. To clinch and struggle and contend with one another. Rolling about, now one on top, now another; grunting, croaking, sweating, murmuring, yelling. So the world began, with vast turbulence in the genitalia of space."
- Malcolm Muggeridge, The Green Stick.




"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.

"Even a rat likes to go into a different hole every once and a while."
- Anonymous.

"Outside of every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in."
- Katherine Whitehorn.

"It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less."
- Irma Kurtz.

I tell ya, I got a million of these, and you gotta love Malcolm.