Wow, an amazing episode. That show kills me.

Man, that show knocked me out. They really took it up a notch with the surprise and givin' three the boot. But the people with real skill and class stand out like a beacon. Bringing the two back was a hilarious twist, but the fact that they both got eliminated again was like an exclamation on their earlier ejection. They gave 'em a second shot and they both blew it big. What a bummer for them, and both of their exit comments left me thinking,"yea, right, I'm sure."

Kayne was such a cool guy, but just wasn't up to it in the end. They had him pegged. Once again, Michael and Laura were the classiest ones out there, with Jeff pulling in third. He's in big shit if he doesn't do somethin' other than that punk look. I was surprised that Mike didn't win. His stuff was SO superior, but I loved the flapper look Laura produced. I tell ya, It's gonna come down to those two, and I bet Mike wins. Love that fuckin show. The preview for next week looks wild. They've really got all their cylinders goin' on this one; the personalities, the drama, the skill, everything. Classic "reality" TV.

Also, if you didn't know, Dick and I have initiated a gross-out war. No hostility, just fun, seein' who can gross out the other. Pure little boy potty humor. Thing is, with the resources available on the net, it could REALLY get ugly. Collateral damage is gonna happen. Innocent people WILL get hurt. Well, it'll fer sure get worse before it gets better.

So ok, this is pretty gross, I think. Still, a pretty mild opening shot. Not gonna drop a big bomb right outa the gate. Don't go there in future if you're squeamish. In fact, just keep that notion in mind from now on until the guns fall silent. You've been warned.