You guys need to go over to Big Dick's site.
Read about a little adventure he had on a road trip from Texas to Pennsylvania.
Monday, September 04, 2006
Stuff like this only happens in movies.
Posted by FHB at 10:00 PM
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- Killeen, Texas, United States
- Just a good ol' boy, livin' in a big army town in the heart of the great state of Texas, USA
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race,
Parlez vous;
They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face,
Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
- Peter DeVries.
"The opiate of the masses".
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- Albion Swords.
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- Christopher Hitchens.
- Crazy Crow Trading Post.
- Drudge Report.
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- Internet Movie Database.
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- Military Kit - British gear.
- Russian Military and Outdoor.
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- Bruno's Blusterings.
- Charming, Just Charming.
- Conservative UAW Guy.
- Contrary Goddess.
- Cookie.
- Dallas Diorama.
- Deer Camp.
- Drunken Wisdom
- Dudley's Diary.
- Erica's Blog
- Fatale Abstraction.
- Gotts Get Drunk First
- Grouchy Old Cripple
- Holly's Hystrionics.
- If The Creek Don't Rise.
- Just Julie.
- Law Dog Files.
- Lightning Bug's Butt
- Manic Cafe
- Marquisdejolie On Video.
- Mushy's Cookings.
- Mushy's Moochings.
- Myron's Random Thoughts.
- Neanderpundit.
- Of Arms And The Law.
- On The Patio.
- Ordinary, Average Gal.
- Overheard In New York.
- Pat Dollard.
- Pope Terry
- Sarge Charlie 2.
- Sarge Charlie.
- Searching For OZ.
- Shit Sandwich.
- Shrink-Wrapped Scream.
- Suldog
- Supergirl
- Tall Cool Drink of Water.
- Tanker Brothers.
- Texas Fred's
- The Feral Irishman
- The Silverbacks.
- The World of Kane.
- View From The Porch.
- Walrilla's Wonderings
- What's "Up Chuck"?
- What?
- When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer.
- Where The Walls Are Soft.
10 comments:
Quite a set on that Dick - huh?
'Course, when you pack, as I do, they do seem at least one size larger!
Nice work that boy!
Huge. Just amazing. I keep thinking I need to get a concealed carry permit, but the kind of shit I have can't be concealed. One of these days I'll do it, for no other reason than to piss people off. I think Dick's grunt training and experience also had to be a big factor in how it turned out. I'd just love to see a video of it. What are the odds, in this day and age, that someone wasn't standin' there with a camera phone?
It helps to have training and the actual exposure that brings the two together.
My question is, when yer pistol whippin' some mother fucker, what part of the gun do you hit them with? The butt of the handle or the barrel?
You use the butt, but afterwards use the front sights to leave the mark of Zorro on his ass!
I ask because all the pistols I see at gun shows these days look so lite and flimsy, almost made of plastic, old revolvers aside.
I heard that one of the reason Old Texas lawmen liked long, 7-inch barrel pistols, was because it extended their reach, they'd just bring it straight down on the noggin of whoever they were trying to subdue and lights out.
If you use the butt, you have a better than average chance of accidentially ejecting the entire magazine.
That bullshit is for the movies.
Well, the definitive opinion, but those little plastic lookin' things still worry me.
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