Oh thank you...sometimes I can't wait for you to repost. Between the fat man and the queer stew below, I so want to post something for you sometimes!
'Course, you know what they said about the wild west - lot of man-to-man and man-to-horse relationships! Men were men, and sometimes men were glad of it, since women feared long-term camping.
You know, when I posted this after the last one I thought for a second that someone is gonna say somethin' about Broke Back Mountain. It does look like he's got a special relationship with his ride.
And if yer grossed out now, just wait. Big Dick and I have decided to commence a gross-out contest. I'm sure he'll win, but I'll give it my best shot. You may want to avert yer eyes for a while.
Just a kid, stuck in the body of this fat bastard...
Still tryin' to figure out how to be the man I wanna be, with the help of some good friends.
Pure Wisdom
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
- George Washington.
"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
- George Orwell.
"The French, they are a funny race, Parlez vous; They fight with their feet and they fuck with their face, Hinky dinky parlez vous."
- Popular World War 1 song.
"The privilege of great men is to view catastrophe from a terrace."
- Jean Giraudoux, from the book Tiger at the Gates.
"One finger professionally, Gentlemen; Two fingers socially."
- Gynecologist's saying.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the propositionit is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
- Some brilliant bastard.
"Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three to four days till the condition clears up."
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Oh thank you...sometimes I can't wait for you to repost. Between the fat man and the queer stew below, I so want to post something for you sometimes!
'Course, you know what they said about the wild west - lot of man-to-man and man-to-horse relationships! Men were men, and sometimes men were glad of it, since women feared long-term camping.
You know, when I posted this after the last one I thought for a second that someone is gonna say somethin' about Broke Back Mountain. It does look like he's got a special relationship with his ride.
And if yer grossed out now, just wait. Big Dick and I have decided to commence a gross-out contest. I'm sure he'll win, but I'll give it my best shot. You may want to avert yer eyes for a while.
Ah, I can take it...I think!
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