The girls in Florence were in rare form today. One blond belched loud enough for the class to hear it. Amidst the giggling, the next blond said "She's a man!" The first blond shot back with "Dyke!" The second replied with "I am not!"
The whole class erupted. I love it.
And apparently it's not just hot Texas high school girls ether...
From Overheard in New York...
Overheard by: Liz
Middle-school Latina to posse of Asian males: Asian girls aren't smaller -- they have six muscles in their vagina, and white girls have four, and black girls have two. That's because black guys have the biggest penises, so the women have fewer muscles. And Asian men have the smallest, so the women have six muscles so it feels tighter... It's true. I learned it in biology.
--Brooklyn-bound N train
These kids today.
7 comments:
Vaginas have muscles?
I plead the 5th.......
The theory works well enough if Asian girls stuck to Asian males and so on... sometimes a "witty" comeback just ends up making you sound blonde...
Vaginas with muscles are called "snappers!" If you've never met one, you have missed a whole new experience!
Although, I think the rest of that is from the same legend that said Asian's are sideways!
wow... Just wow.
The man is a walkin' friggin' vault of cool knowledge and experience, I wanna tell ya.
These girls...wow. That's all I can say....wow.
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