Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Potty mouths all over the place.

The girls in Florence were in rare form today. One blond belched loud enough for the class to hear it. Amidst the giggling, the next blond said "She's a man!" The first blond shot back with "Dyke!" The second replied with "I am not!"

The whole class erupted. I love it.

And apparently it's not just hot Texas high school girls ether...


Overheard by: Liz

Middle-school Latina to posse of Asian males: Asian girls aren't smaller -- they have six muscles in their vagina, and white girls have four, and black girls have two. That's because black guys have the biggest penises, so the women have fewer muscles. And Asian men have the smallest, so the women have six muscles so it feels tighter... It's true. I learned it in biology.

--Brooklyn-bound N train

These kids today.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vaginas have muscles?

Sarge Charlie said...

I plead the 5th.......

Anndi said...

The theory works well enough if Asian girls stuck to Asian males and so on... sometimes a "witty" comeback just ends up making you sound blonde...

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

Vaginas with muscles are called "snappers!" If you've never met one, you have missed a whole new experience!

Although, I think the rest of that is from the same legend that said Asian's are sideways!

Dick said...

wow... Just wow.

FHB said...

The man is a walkin' friggin' vault of cool knowledge and experience, I wanna tell ya.

J said...

These girls...wow. That's all I can say....wow.