and the long weekend is upon us. I've been beat all week, trying to get used to getting up at 6:30AM after a summer of laying in till 9:30 every day. Life is rough I guess (I know, I get no sympathy). Of course the job has it's perks, or rather perkies; Lots of teenage girls, bouncing around in cheerleader outfits today, the morning of their first football game. Usually they're wearing tight little tank tops and short shorts, looking like they're on the game, and a whole slew of the little wonders are in my classes. It's a good gig if you can get it. So long as I don't get caught leering I'll be OK. Then there's the hot Spanish teacher who looks like she's decided to pick up teaching after a long career in Adult films. All the boys want to take her classes, and all the guys find reason to chat her up whenever possible. Nice way to spend the morning.
I gave the kiddies the day off today. Told them to chat amongst themselves quietly while I caught up on stuff, grading exams from other classes and surfing drudge. The Drudge report is about the only interesting thing I can get on the schools computer. I have one in class that I use to take roll each day, and check inter district emails. So, of course, I use it to surf everything else that the thing allows. No blogging though. Apparently you guys are so depraved, the school won't allow the kiddies to see any of it. Of course, the kids know how to hack into the thing better than the faculty, so I doubt if the checks and balances are having the desired effect. Just keeping me from being able to waste more of the districts time.
While I was grading tests I caught bits and pieces of a few conversations. The seniors were sitting around talking about their summers, and who'd gotten laid, and with whom, and who was still striking out. It was hilarious. At one point one of the girls said that the only thing one of the other guys there had been getting was ass, and called him "Shit dick". They all busted into laughter, and so did I, which made it that much more hilarious for them. I guess very few things have changed since I was in high school, 28 years ago.
When I clicked onto Drudge, I fell onto this little tid bit...
"A new film about the real-life rape and killing of a 14-year-old Iraqi girl by U.S. soldiers who also murdered her family stunned the Venice festival, with shocking images that left some viewers in tears.
"Redacted", by U.S. director Brian De Palma, is one of at least eight American films on the war in Iraq due for release in the next few months and the first of two movies on the conflict screening in Venice's main competition.
Inspired by one of the most serious crimes committed by American soldiers in Iraq since the 2003 invasion, it is a harrowing indictment of the conflict and spares the audience no brutality to get its message across."
This is the same douche bag who painted the Vietnam war as criminal and a lot of the Vets as rapist crazies in his old film Casualties of War. Apparently he's planning to do the same thing to the Iraq war, all the soldiers who are fighting it. Typical liberal Hollywood bullshit. Some asshole who probably never saw the working end of a gun, deciding to use his "art form" to brainwash another generation of kids into thinking his way about the war. Where the hell is John Milius when you need him? He's just the next in a long line of film makers, beginning with D. W. Griffith, who feels totally justified in over dramatizing violence and making up the history, just to get his point across. Well, I do the best I can in my history classes to set people strait. It keeps me in a job, I guess.I found out today that I'll be on the team and playing pool with the guys each Wednesday night for most of the rest of the year, beginning in a week or so. I won't have a Wednesday night class next semester ether (early October to late December), so there won't be anything to get in the way of it. Should be fun, but I'll need to practice a bit. Haven't played in a while, but it comes back to me pretty quick.
Well, tonight is the night I go get dad and we eat Chinese food, so I'll be heading that way soon. He may want to go watch the kids in Academy play football, so we'll see what happens. The rest of the evening is up for grabs, or at least unplanned at this point. You guys have a great weekend, and don't strain anything lifting all those beers and cheering for all those teams. Enjoy. Cheers.
16 comments:
High school perkies huh. Man, are you like every other man in the world or what? Oh well, I guess none of us women can set our standards too high. Wish someone would tell these girls to go find a man who can appreciate them while they are young and 'ripe' as you would call it. Lord knows those teenage boys do nothing but use them and kick them to the curb, treat them like crap, and don't appreciate anything at all. Whoooo memories.
Glad to see that you are getting out and having fun. You deserve it!
Have fun tonight, I'm jealous. I haven't been to a game in ages.
Hug your dad and have fun. Will talk to you when you have the time.
Chat quietly among themselves...you're such a teacher...LOL!! Whadda do if one of your students is chewing gum? Put it on their nose for the remainder of the class?
Man, we sure went to school in different eras...if a girl had said "Shit dick" back then, I would have fainted!
Girls just know too much these days, or don't chose to hide one!
The weekend started tonight with a Bailey's run with Ron and some friends, Going to Wild Wings with Corey tomorrow. Have the Knights and Dragons on Sunday! Wow! It's already fun.
Sigh.
Kids these days!
I always tell Silver (my 16 yr. old daughter) to at least ask ME if she doesn't understand stuff her friends are talking about. I tell her the other kids will probably explain it wrong.
We were stuck behind a Jeep with the following bumpersticker displayed: If I wanted a Hummer, I'd call your sister.
THAT one was fun to explain...NOT!
Just wanted to tell you miss Bee told me about your donation, I salute you.
I wish we had cheer leaders in Australia, it would of made high school so much better. Either that or ex-porn actress spainish teachers...
So this is why you wear sunglasses on Friday...You can look without being caught. ;)
J - Yep, we never change that much. Somebody once told me that he was gonna be a dirty old man until he was a dead old man. I can't help it when they dress and act the way they do. So long as I don't touch...
Goddess - I say it, knowing full well that they will do what they want, for the most part. The thing is, the Juniors are new to me, and still intimidated. They'll learn how much of a push-over I am soon, and it'll be hell.
Mushy - Man, you're SUCH a tease. Hope you have a great weekend, and your team wins.
Christina - I wish I still had my Jeep. I'd look for that bumper sticker. Hilarious. I can't imagine what it must be like to try to raise them to be good girls these days, with all the influences. These kids in Florence are ok, but they just grow up a lot faster then we did. Not sure if they are actually more active than our generation. Just less sheltered.
Sarge - Hey man, no problem. It's a great cause.
Pope - I can't imagine a boy tryin' to pull himself through his adolescence with out cheerleaders. But then you've got all those great beaches. I'd trade in a heart beat.
H2O - EXACTLY! discression is the better part of pervitude.
How did last night go? Did you have fun? My weekend is filled with a whole bunch of nothing, of course.
Well if you can teach them the straight story of American history, and get away with it, without being threatened with dismissal, it'd be a first, that's for sure!
That completed, the next obstacle would be finding a student who really cares about the truth anymore. But then again, why SHOULD they---there's no benefit to it, lies and half-truths make better discussions, and aren't nearly as boring!
One thing I forgot to mention.
The dress code for the Clark County school district is obviously much, much stricter than the one at the school you teach at.
Short shorts? Tank tops...uh-uh!
Shoulders and midriffs are covered at all times, nothing too tight or low cut, all skirts and shorts hems have to be finger-tip length while arms are held straight down by the person's sides.
I guess it keeps them out of too much trouble, but the downside is that it robs the kids of free expression of their individuality.
My daughter dyed her hair blue, just for the summer, because she knew she'd be suspended if she went to school like that.
Not fair!
FHB,
Learn any Spanish from the teacher down the hall? Muy caliente!
Geez, our male teachers must have been bored out of their gourds with our strict dress codes. Consider yourself fortunate!
fhb, stay away from those perkeys, they are overrated anyway!!! ha ha
smiles, bee
Man, would I love the web site for old service records, I never thought of that...
about that brian de palma film - it's ficitonalized. the article about it said that they weren't able to actually depict what really happened because their legal advisers said "you can't show that, THAT really happened" so what they presented was an alternate reality, but it's shown as fact, as if this is precisely how events unfolded. Then again, we've always known that lot was completely comfortable with revising facts to suit their own political ends. Bastards!
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